Theme: Days of the Work Week - Wednesday
Disclaimer: They belong to Joss Whedon and not me.
Author's Note: Just for the record, I have nothing against the show America's Next Top Model but I thought that this scenario would defnitely work for this group. And yes, the women mentioned (and the scenes mentioned) did actually happen on an old season...that I did watch on VH1, lol. (Sound familiar? Hmm...)
“What the bloody hell are you two doing?” Spike demanded as he walked into the apartment.
Xander didn’t turn away from the screen. “Watching an old season of America’s Next Top Model on VH1. It’s a marathon.”
Spike stared at him, lips twitching at the arm that was draped across the back of the couch so that Xander could easily play with Dru’s hair. “There a reason you’re watching that?”
Grinning, Xander glanced over at Spike and gestured towards Dru before turning back to the screen. “We’re trying to decide who Dru would eat first if she had the chance.”
Dru growled as one of the girls began to pray. “Naughty! None of that,” she ordered as if the women on the screen could hear her. Spike smirked and considered the idea for a few moments before shrugging and moving to drop on the other side of Dru.
He nodded at the television. “Right. So, who do we have here?”
“Well, frankly, I’m thinking Dru would eat the overly religious one first or the extremely annoying and opinionated one first.” Xander made a face as the latter went into an extended rant about…well, he didn’t know what it was about since he’d stopped paying attention.
Spike raised an eyebrow. “That the opinionated one?”
“I say we do her first. Her voice is already getting on my nerves.”
Dru frowned. “But Spike…she sings hymns.” Pouting, Dru motioned to the first woman that Xander had mentioned. “Loudly.”
“That so?” Spike turned back and winced when she actually did burst into song. “Changed my mind. Do her first.”
“Figured you’d say that,” Xander said with a grin.